凍結した路面はツルツルだ。歩くのも難しく、走って逃げるのは至難の業だろう。世の中には間抜けな泥棒がいるようだ。

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Bungling bandit slips on ice, hits head during attempted armed robbery on Christmas(WSB TV)より
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/bugling-bandit-slips-ice-hits-head-during-attempted-armed-robbery-christmas/7TFXZJVUS5HQTFLJICVD6Y6UNA/
'Like a scene from Home Alone': Armed robber looks horrific in mugshot after slipping on ice and knocking himself unconscious during his getaway on Christmas morning in Georgia(Daily Mail)より
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11581203/Armed-robber-looks-horrific-mugshot-slipping-ice-attempted-getaway.html